A very unofficial, yet very important American holiday is the Super Bowl where the champions of the National Football Conference and the American Football Conference compete for the Vince Lombardi trophy. For most Americans, this day means indulging in classic American finger foods, piling lots of people around a TV screen, watching the game (if one cares about the outcome), and watching the commercials (if one could care less about the outcome/football in general).

You fell into the category of Americans who cried much of the game…albeit probably more about teething than the 49ers’ loss to the Ravens, or the power outage in the 3rd quarter, or the commentators’ continuous prattle about the power outage’s effect on momentum. Hopefully next year, you (and therefore Mommy and Daddy) will find the Super Bowl more interesting and enjoyable.