You were born with a full head of ~1″ long dark brunette hair. As your first months went by, some of this hair, especially on the back and sides, rubbed off, leaving you with long hair on top and a little duck tail on your neck. New medium blond hair started growing in. At 6 months, 2 weeks, you had some 4-5 inch hair on top and <1″ everywhere else, and Mommy decided to even it out. So, enter her first attempt at cutting your hair.You hair was so light and fluffy, and you were so anxious to look up and around at what Mommy was doing, that it did not look much more even.
Finally, Daddy came to rescue you both with the clippers, currently on a 9 setting. This resulted in relatively respectable short blond spikes on top and even hair (except the duck tail) all around. Daddy will cut more in about a month once the areas excessively shortened by Mommy have grown out a bit.