{"id":81,"date":"2012-07-03T16:05:25","date_gmt":"2012-07-03T16:05:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ourbrewerfamily.com\/alonzo\/?p=81"},"modified":"2012-07-03T16:05:25","modified_gmt":"2012-07-03T16:05:25","slug":"july-3rd-2012-bouncing-jostling-and-vibrating","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ourbrewerfamily.com\/nmbrewers\/2012\/07\/03\/july-3rd-2012-bouncing-jostling-and-vibrating\/","title":{"rendered":"July 3rd, 2012 Bouncing, Jostling, and Vibrating"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So basically anything that is not smooth and in motion is your friend, or at least holds your attention for a while. It may even help your digestion, although that hypothesis may backfire. Here is the thing, my arms can&#8217;t do this forever. Enter bouncy chair stage right.<\/p>\n<p>This magical seat suspended from a bent wire frame has one D-size battery and a vibrating feature to make the whole chair shake&#8211;quietly! This motion, along with your own arm and leg flailing, gives you quite the ride.<\/p>\n<p>Excuse me, I have to go change a diaper&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So basically anything that is not smooth and in motion is your friend, or at least holds your attention for a while. It may even help your digestion, although that hypothesis may backfire. Here is the thing, my arms can&#8217;t &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.ourbrewerfamily.com\/nmbrewers\/2012\/07\/03\/july-3rd-2012-bouncing-jostling-and-vibrating\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-81","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-diary"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ourbrewerfamily.com\/nmbrewers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ourbrewerfamily.com\/nmbrewers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ourbrewerfamily.com\/nmbrewers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ourbrewerfamily.com\/nmbrewers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ourbrewerfamily.com\/nmbrewers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=81"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.ourbrewerfamily.com\/nmbrewers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ourbrewerfamily.com\/nmbrewers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=81"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ourbrewerfamily.com\/nmbrewers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=81"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ourbrewerfamily.com\/nmbrewers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=81"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}