{"id":67,"date":"2012-06-30T17:21:07","date_gmt":"2012-06-30T17:21:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ourbrewerfamily.com\/alonzo\/?p=67"},"modified":"2012-06-30T17:21:07","modified_gmt":"2012-06-30T17:21:07","slug":"june-30th-2012-vomit-in-vogue","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ourbrewerfamily.com\/nmbrewers\/2012\/06\/30\/june-30th-2012-vomit-in-vogue\/","title":{"rendered":"June 30th, 2012  Vomit in Vogue"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I guess somewhere in baby prep school, (you know that prep school before birth), you had a course on when it is the most effective to let loose with a torrent of milk vomit.\u00a0 I understand that sometimes you may swallow a bit too much at one time and need to get rid of a bit of it.\u00a0 But! filling your car seat? Is that really necessary?\u00a0 Could you at least give us a heads up?<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yo Dad, Mom, here comes the tsunami!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Just remember that&#8230; next time give us a shout out :-). Please?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I guess somewhere in baby prep school, (you know that prep school before birth), you had a course on when it is the most effective to let loose with a torrent of milk vomit.\u00a0 I understand that sometimes you may &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.ourbrewerfamily.com\/nmbrewers\/2012\/06\/30\/june-30th-2012-vomit-in-vogue\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-67","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-diary"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ourbrewerfamily.com\/nmbrewers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ourbrewerfamily.com\/nmbrewers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ourbrewerfamily.com\/nmbrewers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ourbrewerfamily.com\/nmbrewers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ourbrewerfamily.com\/nmbrewers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=67"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.ourbrewerfamily.com\/nmbrewers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ourbrewerfamily.com\/nmbrewers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=67"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ourbrewerfamily.com\/nmbrewers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=67"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ourbrewerfamily.com\/nmbrewers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=67"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}