{"id":570,"date":"2013-02-11T15:17:53","date_gmt":"2013-02-11T20:17:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ourbrewerfamily.com\/alonzo\/?p=570"},"modified":"2013-02-11T15:17:53","modified_gmt":"2013-02-11T20:17:53","slug":"february-10th-2013-swiffer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ourbrewerfamily.com\/nmbrewers\/2013\/02\/11\/february-10th-2013-swiffer\/","title":{"rendered":"February 10th, 2013 Swiffer"},"content":{"rendered":"

There\u00a0is one patch of floor in our apartment that will, from this point forward, be cleaner and wetter than anywhere else. You have started your tenure as a swiffer sweeper substitute by getting your tummy time on the actual floor. The drool contributes to the moisture profile.<\/p>\n

“Tummy” time is a slight misnomer; it should be “knees, hands, feet, back, face and sometimes-tummy” time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

There\u00a0is one patch of floor in our apartment that will, from this point forward, be cleaner and wetter than anywhere else. You have started your tenure as a swiffer sweeper substitute by getting your tummy time on the actual floor. … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-570","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-diary"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ourbrewerfamily.com\/nmbrewers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/570","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ourbrewerfamily.com\/nmbrewers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ourbrewerfamily.com\/nmbrewers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ourbrewerfamily.com\/nmbrewers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ourbrewerfamily.com\/nmbrewers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=570"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.ourbrewerfamily.com\/nmbrewers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/570\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ourbrewerfamily.com\/nmbrewers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=570"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ourbrewerfamily.com\/nmbrewers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=570"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ourbrewerfamily.com\/nmbrewers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=570"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}