{"id":304,"date":"2012-09-05T19:11:27","date_gmt":"2012-09-06T00:11:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ourbrewerfamily.com\/alonzo\/?p=304"},"modified":"2012-09-05T19:11:27","modified_gmt":"2012-09-06T00:11:27","slug":"september-5th-2012-the-itsy-bitsy-spider","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ourbrewerfamily.com\/nmbrewers\/2012\/09\/05\/september-5th-2012-the-itsy-bitsy-spider\/","title":{"rendered":"September 5th, 2012 The Itsy Bitsy Spider"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sunday we picked up a<a href=\"http:\/\/www.target.com\/p\/sassy-go-go-friends\/-\/A-13997742\"> new toy at Target.<\/a> Its a little bug with four legs that you can pull down and let go.\u00a0 When you let go it vibrates on its way back up.\u00a0 I have never seen such a honestly shocked expression on any face before.\u00a0 When I pull the bug down you completely startle, legs and arms flail and eyes become huge. The same things happens when I let it go. However, if I put it in your grip and let you let-go of it, its no longer scary.\u00a0 I guess I should take this as a lesson. Nothing is quite as frightening than things you cannot control.<\/p>\n<p>Even when it is only a little pull toy with vibrating action<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sunday we picked up a new toy at Target. Its a little bug with four legs that you can pull down and let go.\u00a0 When you let go it vibrates on its way back up.\u00a0 I have never seen such &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.ourbrewerfamily.com\/nmbrewers\/2012\/09\/05\/september-5th-2012-the-itsy-bitsy-spider\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-304","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-diary"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ourbrewerfamily.com\/nmbrewers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/304","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ourbrewerfamily.com\/nmbrewers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ourbrewerfamily.com\/nmbrewers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ourbrewerfamily.com\/nmbrewers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ourbrewerfamily.com\/nmbrewers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=304"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.ourbrewerfamily.com\/nmbrewers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/304\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ourbrewerfamily.com\/nmbrewers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=304"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ourbrewerfamily.com\/nmbrewers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=304"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ourbrewerfamily.com\/nmbrewers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=304"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}