{"id":301,"date":"2012-09-03T08:54:15","date_gmt":"2012-09-03T13:54:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ourbrewerfamily.com\/alonzo\/?p=301"},"modified":"2012-09-03T08:54:15","modified_gmt":"2012-09-03T13:54:15","slug":"september-2nd-2012-holy-crap-batman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ourbrewerfamily.com\/nmbrewers\/2012\/09\/03\/september-2nd-2012-holy-crap-batman\/","title":{"rendered":"September 2nd, 2012 Holy Crap Batman!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The book from the pediatrician says that between two and three months, your digestive system gets bigger and more efficient. This means a more comfortable process for you and less frequent dirty diapers for us. Less frequent dirty diapers, however, can mean DIRTIER diapers. Today, you graduated from multiple-wipe + outfit-change dirty diapers to I-give-up-just-put-him-into-the-tub dirty diapers. This particular advancement came while on the phone with Grandma Carol&#8230;much to her amusement&#8230;from a distance.<\/p>\n<p>Oh well, just one way to get your bath time earlier in the day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The book from the pediatrician says that between two and three months, your digestive system gets bigger and more efficient. This means a more comfortable process for you and less frequent dirty diapers for us. Less frequent dirty diapers, however, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.ourbrewerfamily.com\/nmbrewers\/2012\/09\/03\/september-2nd-2012-holy-crap-batman\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-301","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-diary"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ourbrewerfamily.com\/nmbrewers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/301","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ourbrewerfamily.com\/nmbrewers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ourbrewerfamily.com\/nmbrewers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ourbrewerfamily.com\/nmbrewers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ourbrewerfamily.com\/nmbrewers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=301"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.ourbrewerfamily.com\/nmbrewers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/301\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ourbrewerfamily.com\/nmbrewers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=301"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ourbrewerfamily.com\/nmbrewers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=301"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ourbrewerfamily.com\/nmbrewers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=301"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}